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This is useful for when the flock try to act cool.
Hope you enjoy


Gadgets:How To Make A Burning Laser Flashlight

Alex

Here are some cool vids I found surfing the tubes. Back to Watching the flock soon…
Dating Humor:How To Get A Girlfriend If You’re A Hopeless Nerd

And please listen to this advice if you are playing call of duty 4, nothing more annoying than YOU.
Video Games:How To Ruin Xbox Live For Everyone Else

Alex.

I was going to wait till next week to post this, but I couldn’t resist. This is too funny.

Watching the Flock continues to amuse me. How are your freaks doing?

Alex

Hello all,

The rest of the human race are a little funny I have to admit. I was surfing youtube and came across these, ‘moments’. This is what I’m talking about, the flock are so easy to scare, so easy to surprise. So fucking stupid.

This kid really had it coming listening to Britney Spears…

This guy deserves this for being fat. And also is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

The Flock watch will continue soon.

Alex.

So, just for fun I decided to type ‘PORN’ into my URL bar. It lead me to this website:

www.porn.com

Disappointingly, it’s a porn website. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy Porn as much as the next guy. But I would hope that it was some sort of Christian website damning me to hell for looking at some girl’s big fake tits.

So on my hunt for being damned to hell I type ‘SEX’ into the bar, more porn.

www.sex.com

AND it’s not even good porn, it’s a link site trying to infect my computer with their shitty crap.

Where is the damning to hell? Where is vicar on youtube saying that playing with my cock, at all, will mean that god will smite me and make it drop off?

I trusted you internet, where is the controversy?

Alex

Ok, so surfing You tube I’ve found this video. It’s from a game that’s not out or something and it looks pretty cool.

Alex.

Hey, welcome to gothicpicnic.com

I’m Alex and I live in Butt-Fuck-nowhere California… I used to live in the city where I felt normal, but my Dad decided that it was all too much and now we live in this general town. Where my Dad owns and runs a general store, which generally makes my once interesting live generally boring.

So this is how this little web portal was born from the depths, I decided the best way to meet people would be to at least look, so here is my effort. I’ll post stuff that I think is cool and if you think things are cool too then drop me a line. Post a video. Send me a link. Whatever.

It’s not that I mind being on the outside looking in, it’s just, what’s the point of looking at the flock with no one to share it with?

Alex